jbars is the name you give somebody if they are really really good at being the coolest. A Jbars likes classic rock music generally and is also a fan of the hit television show "The Office". He should have wildly unruly hair and a face to match it. So, in general, Jbars is a boss.

When a girl is laying down, and you fuck her unexpectedly.
Lift her legs up, and pound her.

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