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the true jazz daddy, aka chaddy is someone capable of having sex with 20 women at once. there's only one jazz daddy and that's jazz daddy.
hades was nervous to meet with jazz daddy. he had been talking to him for a month and they finally decided to meet in person. maybe he would be the one. there was a knock on the door. hades took a deep breath, and opened it. instead of the 5'4" shy femboy he was expected, he saw a giant, 7 and a half foot man, clothed in leather straps, with a large bulge in his pelvic area. "hey hades," he said in an earth rumbling voice. he ducked under the door frame to step into the house. he leads hades to the bedroom without speaking a word. jazz picks him up like a toy and places him on the bed. in a flash, hades' clothing came off, and so did jazz's. hades tries to speak but jazz shoves a ballgag around his neck, effectively muting him.
by goldyhugepp January 25, 2021
May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021