She is super hot and has a phat butt and she loves to smile and laugh but she is taken by someone but who?

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)

This girl is the best in the world and like no other and she is beautiful top to bottom and thick she is a great friend but she is TAKEN and has many friends that love her and is loved by everybody and she is the best to hang out with, super athletic too.