When a penis is noticeably smaller than the vagina, but is shoved in anyways. Very painful for the girl. Can cause scarring or vaginal bleeding. Also called AJV
by The Sex Position Artist May 26, 2009
Code word for penis. Sometimes the shortened form, jav, is used similarly to how vaj is sometimes used in place of vagina.
When Woundy said javelin, javelin, javelin, javelin, javelin... to the teacher, he was really saying penis, penis, penis, penis, penis....
by Woundy May 25, 2018
When a women is laying slouched on a couch with her legs spread all the way open. The man who is all the way across the room will proceed to run toward the woman and jump on her trying to insert his penis in her vagina.
by pussylover100 February 1, 2016
A headstand without the use of your hands in random locations. Used similar to planking. Also stated as "javelined."
by Snky Pete April 29, 2014
by WantSomePie? March 23, 2020
A fore-play position for people that like near death experience during intercourse.
To perform this position you must first start in a 69 position where the male is on the bottom and the female is on the top, you continue this until the female climaxes resulting in her to squirt, making the male to feel as if they are drowning, causing him to fight for air and get up accidentally stabbing the female in the throat until quickly separating.
To perform this position you must first start in a 69 position where the male is on the bottom and the female is on the top, you continue this until the female climaxes resulting in her to squirt, making the male to feel as if they are drowning, causing him to fight for air and get up accidentally stabbing the female in the throat until quickly separating.
by Rytopia April 7, 2020
Friend: "OI check out the hottie over the road over there"
Me: "I reckon I could throw my MINCE JAVELIN into her meat burrito from here"
Me: "I reckon I could throw my MINCE JAVELIN into her meat burrito from here"
by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021