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An implement that doubles as a snatch pleasurer and joint cigarette (see also jazz) compactor. Usually a chopstick or pencil
Meg was so horny after she rolled that doobie, she got it on with the jatch
by Jatchy McJatchJatch March 03, 2008
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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a replacement word in most situations. excluding the situation were it is used a Sentence enhancer as a friend of mine would say
can also be used as a WHAT EVER or as a 'yer right',e.g. i just dominated a whole crate in 30 min ..... wait for it..... "JATCH!!"
by pete-da-pirate March 17, 2008
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Adj. A conjunction for "Jerk Assed Bitch" Carries the meaning of saying all three words in a more compact and dirty package. A cheater, or a liar. Can also be used to describe an action a Jatch would preform.
Tony: "Marie totally stood me up last night. Nicole said she was at the Bar with Franco all night"

Me: "sorry man, what a total Jatch"
by thenakedspike March 20, 2012
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