A person who is a complete pussy. Afraid to punch someone in the face but blooms very well. He loves to show PDA with Kelsey. He also wishes he played on PDA. "I hurt my hip flexer"
Oh I'm such a Jason Mazer with my broken hip flexer
by dasdaf March 31, 2016
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Jason is a retard who cant play any video games. He is shit at almost every single one but one. Farming simulator. He is also a massive snowflake who can’t take a ducking joke for being shit at every game
You’re such a jason murphy
“goes offline
by BallZuckerBurger August 01, 2021
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the sexiest man in the world with everything but a one inch wonder
women 1: look its Jason Neale
women 2: omg hes so sexy
by Little jones June 22, 2021
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"Dang, that guy is a real Jason Neymeyer! Neato 'stache, dude."
by FakeNews23 September 21, 2017
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Awsome has black and blond he takes care of a bryan they are botch chill
by By awsome March 18, 2017
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"Hey, did you hear about that Jason guy?"
"Yeah, I heard he used his dick to set a building on fire."
"Typical. That's so Jason Paylor."
by Sour P.J June 30, 2019
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