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Jasmynne is a girl who loves to be a bitch, but she also is nice at times. You never know if she likes you or not. She’s confusing but a good friend. Jasmynne is chill and fun to be around. She acts tuff but, in the inside she’s soft. She doesn’t like a lot of people and get annoyed easily. She always has a squad that would pull up on anybody. If I were you I would be scared to even talk to Jasmynne. (most people are) Jasmynne is a hard worker and detected to anything she does. She is smart and get straight A’s. She seems like your typical nerd but when you get to know her she is a fat stoner. She could get any guy if she actually tried. If you know a Jasmynne hide yo manz cause she will take him if he cute. But BEWARE SHES THE BIGGEST BITCH YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!! She is a good friend tho and keeps your secrets.
Sara: Omg Jasmynne stole my maz, but who cares she can have my sloppy seconds. She a how anyway
Jasmynne’s squad: (beats the shit out of sara to teach her not to talk shit)
About sara
Sara was soon sent to the hospital because Jasmynne’s squad broke her face she’s on of the most ugliest people ever and is even in the world record book for being so ugly.
RIP sara (she died). We all learned a lesson to day don’t fuck wit the squad.
Jasmynne’s squad: (beats the shit out of sara to teach her not to talk shit)
About sara
Sara was soon sent to the hospital because Jasmynne’s squad broke her face she’s on of the most ugliest people ever and is even in the world record book for being so ugly.
RIP sara (she died). We all learned a lesson to day don’t fuck wit the squad.
by 69yourmomsahoe420 December 26, 2019
May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017