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Jark is the president of deviantART Inc. He also helps run the website, Jark is a yellow alien.

Jark carries a big yellow probe in order to knock evil people with and is married to Mrs. Yellow Alien.
jark has a really huge probe.
by neom March 16, 2004
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A moment that is generally agreed to have had a significant influence on pop culture and everyday life. While the term was coined by Rose McGowan in context of the #MeToo movement, and is mostly associated with the K-pop community, the phenomenon is universal and a basic component of how culture works.

Real world events such as social/political movements, the election of a new U.S. President, major catastrophes and disasters, as well as entertainment such as movies, music and TV, can all function as cultural resets. Notable cultural resets in relatively recent memory include:

* The Beatles appearing on the Ed Sullivan show in 1964
* The Watergate scandal of 1974
* The release of Nevermind by Nirvana in 1991
* The September 11, 2001 attacks
* The election and inauguration of Barack Obama in 2009
* The COVID-19 pandemic
"The Nineties politically started with the fall of the Berlin Wall on November 9, 1989 and the Soviet Union dissolving on December 26, 1991, and ended with both the 2000 Presidential election which saw the victory of George W. Bush and the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 which left people so stupefied that it functioned as something of a cultural reset button." - TV Tropes' article on the 1990s
by Spike from Degrassi February 09, 2021
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1. A kind of mythical creature, which is said to be made of, half jar and half shark. (Not this definition is always written with a capital j, and to make it pleural just add a s.) 2. The state of being cool-crazy in an offbeat sort of way.(Not this state of being is embodied in the mythical creature which just happens to bears the name of this state of being, also not this definition, can be used as, either a noun, verb, adjective, adverb or pseudo-pronoun, by adding the appropriate ending(examples, ish to form jarkish or, y to form jarky), or by combining it with another word(example, out to form jarkout), and to make it pleural just add a s.) 3. A word used to represent the highest extreme goodness, especially within the rating scale of jark, squidy, beast.
1. That man he resembles a Jark. 2. That guy Curtis is jark. 3. Yeah! I just scored jark on my test!
by Devin M May 25, 2007
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A Mascot from a art website called deviantart.com. jark Is a yellow alien that can most often be seen probing unsuspecting antro-artists, and forum trolls with his green probe.
"man,jark sure had fun with those llamas last night"
by Machine-Gunner December 21, 2003
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a creature that is half jar and half shark. Used to describe an amazingly cool person.
Do you know Sienna? She's really JARK.
by Juan Pablo135 July 29, 2006
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A group of girls who share the same style. They're absolutely amazing.
Janki Ami Radha Keyuri Sandhya
"Dude those girls are bangin'"
"Yeah, those are JARKS."
by An Indian Lover July 31, 2008
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Verb. To calculate the amount of time it would take to have sex with a big monster with green fangs and angry feet whiles wearing swimming pads and condoms you stole from the german gay band eating some new flavor of noodles in their new shoes they got with all the money they made doing discount abortions and explosions. In Kilominutes.
I've never seen the formula for jarking before. I reckon someone'll find infinity before I see that.
by Dashel May 13, 2005
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