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fake,unauthentic, shit, not very good. heavily popularised during the early-mid nineties in the liverpool and surrounding areas
your coat is jarg. you must have got that off the market.
by barry bouffante December 07, 2004
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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a nickname used to reference a - quote on quote - racist, extremist, "fat-ass" (like many sources say) man named jack
"ayo that jarg is so fat"
by mukit February 28, 2021
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The act of cumming and taking an explosive dump at the same time
by TimBonamo July 28, 2008
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After a long hard day of sailing & plundering booty, there's nothing like some good ol' Jargging below the deck.
by csmman December 31, 2011
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totally awesome, spesh, gorg, or rad. Also can be used to mean anything good. Best when used with -ilicious, -acious, or -ful. Also an onomonopeia...
Creepy men are totally un jargacious!
by Emily and Meghan August 05, 2007
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A Mix if Turg and James. usually very sad and confused
Jarg doesn't understand
by Tamji April 23, 2020
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