A creepy pervert who got and lost his career by trying to get into smaller pants
Man: My minds on your body and your body's only nine
Kid: don't be a Jared from subway
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I asked for a six inch, but Jared from subway gave me a foot long upgrade for free.
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1. A molester, particularly of children
2. An expression used when talking about a rapist
Jared From Subway, no!!!!
by Tom Robinson September 03, 2015
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to give a kid a foot long
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he got taken int a van at the park and Jared from subwayed
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likes to give little kids a footlong in the other end of there body.....
Jared FROM SUBWAY then sticks his footlong in a kids throat and than mayo slips out.....
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