A woman who feasts on grass and Diet Coke. She yells about kids who yell diamonds without any context. She’s delusional and deranged. Is know to stab her enemy’s with grass because she’s vegan

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

A vegan woman who enjoys the taste of grass that has been shit on by a dog. She loves it when you force feed her dirt from the sewers

A woman who enjoys wasting grass in people’s back yard and believes in torturing children for her own pleasure

the women who’s kink is when you shovel grass and dirt down her throat and top it off with a diet coke creampie