"Hey, logan wanna go to Japan, yes , wanna vlog? Yes, look dead body let's touch it- Japanese Haunted Woods
by A × c = b ÷ 41 <1000 = yes February 07, 2020
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When you're sitting on a chair and a Japanese lady squats in front of you to have a chat . And then suddenly , out of nowhere , she sucks up your Dick and balls .
I swear i was talking to Megumi about my Last sushi meal and she suddendly gave me a brutal Japanese Hoover
by Vati June 12, 2019
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A sex act, where a female handstands against a wall, buttocks facing away from said wall. The partner of the handstanding female proceeds to initiate oral on the handstanding female, making the fluids drip down the wall giving it a gelatin appearance.
Dude stacy had me do the japanese jelly wall on her. Kinda gross, but sexy.
by Koytt madre December 08, 2020
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He is the biggest faggot ever and has a a small penis he can’t get girls and is very sarcastic
That Japanese Jon kid sucks at the saxophone.
by Bigot Feminazi November 17, 2017
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A Japanese Lunch Box is the act of inserting a live squid into a woman's vulva, unbeknownst to her mind you, whilst engaged in coitus. After which the male releases ejaculate within the woman, while simultaneously snorting a line of sesame seeds, then taking a shot of sake, THEN slurping the squid/semen mixture out that pussy kid.
Yo, gave that bitch a Japanese Lunchbox. She didn't like it. Not one bit. Not one.
by cunt rage December 16, 2015
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When having intercourse, it is common for the male to take a sacred Japanese stuffed monkey, cut a hole in the chest, and stick his penis through it to add a level of protection and comfort
Damn last night was great. Using the “Japanese Monkey Fucker” was a brilliant idea
by @therealjesuschrist June 24, 2020
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