Person: “Hey, it’s January 4”
Emma: “Yes, that is my birthday”
Person: “Oh ma gawd, you wanna be my friend?”

Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion

idk mannnnn she was born january 4 and is hella fine

You: Hey! I just got off my phone to tell you I like you! It’s January 4th!

Your crush: Wow! You would do that for me? I like you back!

Hey look it’s her! She’s so sweet and loving. But she’s also daring! I think her bday is January 4th!
Hey look it’s him! He’s so nice and joyful. But he’s also daring! I think his bday is January 4th!

“i was born on january 4 “
“bro!! you are an amazing badass then!“

“i wish i was born on january 4”
“why bro”
“cause then i could dance fancy in public bro”

hey, you should kiss carl on january 4th.