if you were born on this day, ur a crackhead and the funniest person ever. periodt.
McKenzie: “yo when were you born?”
Lilly: “January 22nd, why?”
McKenzie: “that explains a lot..”
by sad_kermit October 18, 2019
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january 22 national piggyback day .
Joey : give me a piggyback ride !!
Rachel : why ?

Joey : it’s january 22.. duhh !!
by What a skank January 21, 2020
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feels like summer but you wanna go home cause you don’t like summer in the first place.

either the best day of your life or your literal worst. most probably going to be the latter.

happy birthday to aquarians!
Ms, what date is it today?”
“It’s January 22!”
by manggggaaa October 15, 2019
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It's a day were all the sweetest people are. They are loyal and they care about their friends and family, and they have a very big heart. They are really nice and they are the people that you want to hang out with all the time.
Boyfriend: It's my birthday, January 22
Girlfriend: No wonder your the best boyfriend ever!
by Forknife208 December 14, 2019
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January 22 Is the Day The Biggest Crackheads On This Planet Were Born. If You Were Born On This Day, You’re Most Likely The Funniest Of All Your Friends. Also Your Name Is Probably Chris.
Friend 1: “hey whens your birthday?”
You: “January 22”
Friend 1&2: “ Man I Totally Want To Be Their Friend”

You: *Wink*
by Chrispbaconn October 29, 2019
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The best person in the worlds birthday: the mayor of flavor town himself! Guy Fieri!
Guy Fieri’s birthday is on January 22
by Pine_kacilynn October 18, 2019
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