National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 6, 2019
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If you are born on this day January 18, you are most Likely an asshole or a bitch, you are selfish, evil and love hurting people. If you don’t get your own way you end up crying and make people believe you and what you wanna say even if it is a lie.

My mother is born on this day and she is the biggest lying bitch I’ve ever met.
by g_a_d_random November 10, 2019
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The day where the prettiest and natural bitches are born. They are feisty but have the softest hearts.
Woah, you can tell she’s born on 18 January, she’s cute
by Sallcarmen November 3, 2019
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The day when skilled and smart people are born on
I’m so good at football ⚽️

Really, how
It’s my birthday ( 18 January)
Oh ok
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Whoever’s birthday should deserve a long hug from the friends
Let’s go give them a long hug after all they are born on the 18 January
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People born on this day are the most skilled people in any sport like soccer,football, basketball,e.g and they are very smart to
Hi

I’m so skilled
How
It’s 18 January

Omggg

Yesss
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The day T and N make 6 months together, THAT’S LIKE HALF AN YEAR MFFFF!!! Damn
Person 1: “wow how long have u guys been together?”

N: “on 18 January we’re making HALF. AN. YEAR. “
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