Any inferior or crap car or motor cycle that has been tricked up to look good. Janky is for the Crapness and inferiority of the vehicle and rice rocket refers to how it is tricked up to look flash and (japanesey)
Hugh: Yo Ted, Check out Mcfarlane's car it looks pretty ruthless.
Teddy: Na man that thing is just a Janky Rice Rocket i wouldnt touch it with a 50 foot pole.
by not Janky May 13, 2011
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using any add-on like a USB controller or USB mouse on an unlikely device like an android tablet.
Dude, you should've seen the looks I got when people say the Janky Tech I had. It was hilarious!
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(adjective). In the world of pottery, the phrase ted janky refers to a piece that is not visually appealing. The geometry and finger loops are just insanely grotesque.
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by slamjanky February 18, 2020
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