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I need a new car, but I don't want to buy that jankety peice of shit!
You got the free phone??!! Why would you want that jankety thing??
You got the free phone??!! Why would you want that jankety thing??
by Jenny S. May 24, 2006
Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Adj. (Jank-i-tee)
To be of poor quality, appearance, or run down. Is used interchangeably with "ghetto."
To be of poor quality, appearance, or run down. Is used interchangeably with "ghetto."
by Mr. Eponymous October 24, 2007
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A relative of the words jank and janky, but with extra letters. Created through an act of inscest between the words jank and janky, it is the bastard child that none of the jank family will claim.
The inside roof of Alex's G-Ride Bonnevile, which is presently bare metal, produces a jankety noise every time a door is slammed.
by Malakas Takis January 25, 2006
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Adj: When something is shitty and doesn't work.
Verb: To be shitty and not work, a person, object or anything.
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Irrelevant Chuck Norris jokes, to make no sense at all like: pussy-attic-mouse-kitty-fuck-job-tooth-ache. Mary Popins, Bad cars, Bad movies
Verb: To be shitty and not work, a person, object or anything.
-----OR-----
Irrelevant Chuck Norris jokes, to make no sense at all like: pussy-attic-mouse-kitty-fuck-job-tooth-ache. Mary Popins, Bad cars, Bad movies
Person 1: Man, this toothbrush does not work! I put it on vibrate, but it still won't give me the satisfaction of a dildo!
Person 2: Well, fuck, I'd say that's a jankety piece of shit.
Person 2: Well, fuck, I'd say that's a jankety piece of shit.
by Sam o_e June 18, 2009