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M: i drank 10 pints last night, slept with the neighbor, and upon realizing i had left my keys on her bed stand i put my head through the glass back garden door to get inside
J: JANIE MAC!
(bear rides by on unicycle)
J: JANIE MAC! there are no bears in Ireland?!
J: JANIE MAC!
(bear rides by on unicycle)
J: JANIE MAC! there are no bears in Ireland?!
by ribarry August 23, 2008
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018