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*janed* (verb;)

phrase; "getting janed"

meaning
1- Jane flirting with you
2- 'x'
3- a very fit person trying to get with you

4- simping
ellie: "ELLIOT YOU JUST GOT JANED"
elliot: "as it seems"
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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When Mary Jane takes you a higher plain.
When you get high.
"Lets go get janed"

"Yo man you look high"
- "I've been janed!"
by SoundDemon February 19, 2005
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Getting caught smoking pot by a friends mother in their home.
-"This dog reeks of pot! were you guys smoking pot down here?"

-" No jane we were not"

-" Im really pissed i cant even trust you guys for 10 minutes,i go to the store for some milk and i come home to a basement and dog reeking of marijuana!"

-" hey guys.. we just got Janed!

Fuck!"
by Skullcap Nick June 27, 2009
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