Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

When A Boy Puts Loads of jam up his arsehole and bends over in front of the girls face and farts the jam over her face. A regular manouverue practiced in cwmbran.