A hypocritical male whom does not believe he is homosexual. Often referred to as gay because of his unnatural decreased promiscuity towards females. Often does not appreciate cleanliness with feculent
found on his face. *WARNING* touching said feculent near or around the face can cause severe LGBT disorders.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.