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Basicaly a spanish sex god with a supernatural penis sometimes referred to has brother nature and is the finest bitch youl ever meet and did i tell you he got all the bitches number also with a large dick
that james cook is a man
by joseph cook December 17, 2013
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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The skin head of the group. 90% body fat with a tad of muscles he’s gained over years of abusing steroids.
Claims he pulls 10/10 girls. But really, all we’ve seen 3 umpalumpas.
Watch out if your in a kitchen with him, especially if there’s duck tape near by.
Trim is a solid 3/10
Claims he pulls 10/10 girls. But really, all we’ve seen 3 umpalumpas.
Watch out if your in a kitchen with him, especially if there’s duck tape near by.
Trim is a solid 3/10
Owen “Is that aitch over there”
Hayden “Naa hes too buff to be aitch”
George “THATS JAMES COOK Does he have a mrs? Mine is getting boring”
Hayden “Naa hes too buff to be aitch”
George “THATS JAMES COOK Does he have a mrs? Mine is getting boring”
by Lewis Bayley April 14, 2020