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1: A rubbish singer songwriter, who likes swimming when it's snowing.
2: Rhyming slang for "Cunt"
1. James Blunt is shit!
2. You are a complete James Blunt
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
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James Blunt is a great singer and song writer; who wrote songs from a personal experience to make the listeners understand they can overcome their problems
Oh look its James Blunt, what an amazing singer
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1) A Singer with floppy brown hair, who sings like a woman.
2) Cockney rhyming slang for c**t.

Org. South London
1) Have you bought the new James Blunt album? Its very moving.
2) Oi Mate, stop being such a James (Blunt).
by Ragnarok Information March 30, 2006
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When you remove all of the contents of your pockets and place them neatly in an organized row. This action rides the line between creepy and artsy and was popularized by the James Blunt "Beautiful" music video.
I was getting ready for bed last night and I took my lighter, wallet, a no. 3 pencil, and a small ivory elephant out of my pocket and put them neatly on my nightstand, I totally James Blunted it!

That's so creepy, you totally made a James Blunder!

Whatever, my James Bluntness makes me cool!
by Josh March 06, 2006
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Considered a songwriter, but really a crossdressing woman or a boy who grabbed his balls too hard. Needs to learn to shut the fuck up. Other names are Blunty, Cunt, james blunty, james blunder.
*very high voice* I think im gay, i think im gay, and im noooot beautiful. (Sung by james blunt)
by Sarah And Kitty April 28, 2006
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