Rumoured to have been invented by the Roman's during the Roman Empire, the jam sandwich is an ancient but nevertheless foolhardy snack that simply delights the local folk wich a pinch of mmmmmm. Put simply, it is earnest in its approach, if not a little dishonest.
Julius: Wanteth a jam sandwich, hmm?
Romulus: Fucketh off you monster twatteth, they taste like shitteth.
Julius: You're right, fucketh this, I'm phoning for pizza.
Romulus: Spot on you fuckingeth beauty.
Remus: What is this a fucking Unreal Tournament reunion.
Malcolm: Of course not! Try turning the safety off, loser!
Romulus: Fucketh off you monster twatteth, they taste like shitteth.
Julius: You're right, fucketh this, I'm phoning for pizza.
Romulus: Spot on you fuckingeth beauty.
Remus: What is this a fucking Unreal Tournament reunion.
Malcolm: Of course not! Try turning the safety off, loser!
by A Piece Of Poo April 06, 2006
what you eat when you're too drunk to make anything else.
recipe: just jam a bunch of white sliced bread into a ball & eat it. you may substitute bread for buns or rolls.
recipe: just jam a bunch of white sliced bread into a ball & eat it. you may substitute bread for buns or rolls.
by russ tollium March 15, 2009
Nothing is better than eternal hapiness,
a jam sandwich is better than nothing,
thus a jam sandwich is better than eternal happiness.
a jam sandwich is better than nothing,
thus a jam sandwich is better than eternal happiness.
by twirly eyes January 05, 2011
take 2 peices of bread and jam those bitches together to form a "jam sandwich". could possibly dip in bar-b-que sauce do get superior quality.
by $nowman'$exy April 07, 2010
by hotsexybiznatches January 26, 2004
by S. Terrier November 06, 2007
The act of scooping out dried period blood from a two day old corpse and placing it delicately between two slices of bread (brand of your choosing) then scoffing it like a mad-man. Yum- yum.
by Poop sniffer 3000 November 26, 2013