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1. A jam filled, sugar coated cooked edible item of dough.
2. When a girl is fellating a man, upon ejaculation, the penis is removed from the mouth and the semen covers her face. At this point she will probably close her eyes to avoid the sting, which is the sign to punch her square on the nose and take a photograph. For perfect JD'ing, wait a few seconds for the redness to appear.
The red blood represents the jam, and the semen is the doughnut and icing.
2. When a girl is fellating a man, upon ejaculation, the penis is removed from the mouth and the semen covers her face. At this point she will probably close her eyes to avoid the sting, which is the sign to punch her square on the nose and take a photograph. For perfect JD'ing, wait a few seconds for the redness to appear.
The red blood represents the jam, and the semen is the doughnut and icing.
1. "That dude's so fat."
"Yeah, but he IS eating an entire bucket of jam doughnuts, he's my idol."
"He's basically a jam doughnut."
2. "Dude, I JD'd my girl the other night."
"Really?! That's awesome! What did she do?"
"Called the cops."
"Yeah, but he IS eating an entire bucket of jam doughnuts, he's my idol."
"He's basically a jam doughnut."
2. "Dude, I JD'd my girl the other night."
"Really?! That's awesome! What did she do?"
"Called the cops."
by Blenks May 24, 2006
Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
2
When a man releases his sexual juices in a circle round a woman's face. Then punches her in the nose so it bleeds and hence therefore looks like a jam doughnut.
by Jiggaman April 14, 2005
3
To 'Jam Doughnut' is to finger a girl while she is on her period and then sucking and licking their fingers afterwards.
by FatalJunkie February 12, 2011