Urban Dictionary: jalop

Top definition

To smack or attack someone with a penis.

*thwack*
I just jaloped you!

by Cosmixmaster June 30, 2003

Jul 23 Word of the Day

A tourist to sub-orbital or orbital space, through commercial space flight programs.

Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson alongside their crew became the first astrotourists, while visiting sub-orbital space in July 2021

by AxonL July 20, 2021

your a jalop for locking the keys in the car.

by roger khouri November 26, 2007

check out her jalops!

by Jared & Jessie <33 October 28, 2005

v. To cock slap someone, typically in the face, also see jallop.

After beating Joe in Warcraft III, Tommy jaloped him right in the face.

Not only a dangerous form of martial arts, but a very helpful way to finish chores faster.

"Hey suckah, gimme yo monay!"
*zip*
"What the?"
*Thwack!*

by Ahndi September 25, 2003

the ability to commit an action, abrasive or discrete, and overwhelm the minds of others.