Urban Dictionary: jalop

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jalop

To smack or attack someone with a penis.

*thwack*
I just jaloped you!

by Cosmixmaster June 30, 2003

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micro marrige

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”

by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018

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jalop

a dumb or goofy person

your a jalop for locking the keys in the car.

by roger khouri November 26, 2007

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jalops

boobies. used by Pablo Francisco.

check out her jalops!

by Jared & Jessie <33 October 28, 2005

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jalop

v. To cock slap someone, typically in the face, also see jallop.

After beating Joe in Warcraft III, Tommy jaloped him right in the face.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 26, 2003

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jalop

Not only a dangerous form of martial arts, but a very helpful way to finish chores faster.

"Hey suckah, gimme yo monay!"
*zip*
"What the?"
*Thwack!*

by Ahndi September 25, 2003

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jalop

the ability to commit an action, abrasive or discrete, and overwhelm the minds of others.

There is nothing like waking up and jaloping like that for the first time.

by Deek Méhöfwright June 14, 2010

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