Person A: (hits person B in the balls with a football) Haha Did that hurt?

Person B: Yeah ya jaloon, how the fuck did you think it would feel?

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"