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"the man in the bushes", "the man in the tree";
a lurker of ladies and boys. typically lurks from pretty much any sort of vegetation, and uses it's eyelashes to capture it's prey. eyelash attack ranges from 1 - 22 feet.
stay clear of any bushes or trees timmy, there may be jalapist nests
by heehaaa September 20, 2010
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Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as β€œplanetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine β€œreflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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