Bad-ass band with a Latin rock-dance sound but for some unknown reason seems relegated to playing at local supermarkets and big box stores.
by Ginger loves steak March 29, 2016
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1. An alternate way of saying "pain in my ass".
2. A devious method of torture.
The name can be substituted in either case with hotter or weaker peppers to further articulate the intensity.
2. A devious method of torture.
The name can be substituted in either case with hotter or weaker peppers to further articulate the intensity.
1. "This whole day has been one big Jalapeno Enema."
2. "I was kidnapped in Mexico and the cartels gave me a Jalapeno Enema while my family tried to come up with the ransom payment."
2. "I was kidnapped in Mexico and the cartels gave me a Jalapeno Enema while my family tried to come up with the ransom payment."
by Eleven Tails February 21, 2020
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When you hope that burn is from the chilies she's been chopping...Jerking off or touching your junk with capsicum on your hands.
Dude, just gave myself a jalapeno handjob.
I told you not to jerk off after making salsa! You better put some milk on that shit, yo!
I told you not to jerk off after making salsa! You better put some milk on that shit, yo!
by Shuaman April 17, 2017
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When a person slathers their hands with jalapeno and gives you a hand job. Usually a last resort after a person loses sensation in their penis as they age.
by Kattyblaque September 05, 2021
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Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
by Cajun Crusader November 21, 2017
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Woman: Ooooooh.... oooooooh. ooohh.. ow.. Ow...OW! WHAT THE FUCK!!! IT BURNS!!!
Man: Sorry babe, it was 60 cent wing night at BWW.
Woman: YOU COULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT FIRST?!
Man: Just think of it as a Jalapeno Popper.... hehe.
Man: Sorry babe, it was 60 cent wing night at BWW.
Woman: YOU COULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT FIRST?!
Man: Just think of it as a Jalapeno Popper.... hehe.
by Go To Church September 09, 2014
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This requires multiple partners. During anal intercourse, the male will ejaculate into a condom, proceed to pull out, while leaving the condom in the girls anal cavity, before having his friend place his penis inside the same condom that resides in the females anal cavity and continue to have intercourse
Male 1: You want in on this?
Male 2: I would, but I don't have a condom
Male 1: Don't trip, just pull a Jalapeno Popper and you'll be good
Male 2: I would, but I don't have a condom
Male 1: Don't trip, just pull a Jalapeno Popper and you'll be good
by Gentle_neal December 26, 2017
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