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A big boned white girl, with a big butt, that a man of latin descent longs for, to make the salsa.
Oh man, look at the jalapeno! I want to make some salsa with her.

That jalapeno would make some great salsa.
by sassywillow45 December 25, 2011
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A strong man who has the biggest heart and is always making those around him smile. A jalapeño, is an amazing lovah, cuddler, kisser and dork- along with so many other highly desired attributes. A jalapeño mates with one lovah a life time.
Elias is a jalapeño who found his lovah, Natalie.
by Dessert Cart Queen May 23, 2019
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my bro(in theory) and he is very wierd and funny lolz
Jalapeno
by hotpinkdragon December 17, 2009
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A word used to describe someone that is unable to pronounce their own name.
Sarah: Jade is such a 'Jalapeno'
Laura: Yeh I know, what kind of person doesn't know how to pronounce their own surname?
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1. Xalapa; of spanish origin// A terminology that describes a popular chili commonly used in traditional Mexican cooking.
2. NOUN; Something, a word, fib or bite that will make your tongue swell & provide the inability to swallow your own thoughts, liquids and foods to calm or NuMB the pulsing and burning sensation across your mouth (much like a lie told consecutively or trail of deception)
"Jalapeno, Jalapeno, *insert lies told to his friends*, Jalapeno." - A boy with broken & forgotten promises.
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