"Damn, he's the Jalani on the block."
"This kingpin is a real Jalani!"

Our boss' name is Jalani.

Jalani is the best.

"I'm tooken" and "I feel some type of way..." (angry voice)"I'm pettin' a dog and it feels good!"

I was weak and weary resting on a park bench when a lady in a tracksuit claiming to be a policewoman asked for my wallet, I complied and handed it over before she hit me and ran away. In hindsight she probably wasn't a person in authority and I felt a right 'Jalani'

she is like jalanie
jalanie is so funny