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jalabast is a serpent. He's good for the enemy team, he throws games so hard that he drops 0s and even negative numbers per game and his only purpose of living is to make it a living hell for his teammates.
Teammate: Dude you dropped 0 kills you're actually a jalabast.
Teammate: Dude I died because you body blocked me. You're are acting like a jalabast right now.
by jetsontopshotta October 14, 2020
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jalabast is a serpent, and throws games. He's good for the team, the enemy team. He throws games so hard that he drops 0s and even negative numbers per game. His purpose from God was to challenge his teammates. A synonym for jalabast is jeffyeet.
Teammate: "Dude you dropped 0 kills you're actually a jalabast"
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jalabast is a serpent, and throws games. He's good for the team, the enemy team. He throws games so hard that he drops 0s and even negative numbers per game. His purpose from God was to challenge his teammates. A synonym for jalabast is jeffyeet.
"Dude you dropped 0 kills you're actually a jalabast"
by jetsontopshotta October 14, 2020
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