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You guys know that 'mycoplasma' is k/a the joker of Plant Kingdom.

Similarly, Joker of the Animal Kingdom is Jakoplasma.

Jakoplasma's purpose is to make shittiest of shitty jokes and make ppl laugh. He/she listens to other ppl carefully, loves them, very shy, feels jealous at times, and often makes fun of his/her ex.
Ruth : Everyone should have a Jakoplasma in their life.

Daniel : Cannot agree more with you.
by Jakoplasma March 28, 2018
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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