Urban Dictionary: jaking it

cops, narcs, fbi or anyone that can arrest.

yo keep an eye out for the jakes for you have to do time.

by Philly_lima October 08, 2003

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jake did your mom

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A man from State Farm that sells you insurance.

It's Jake. Jake from State Farm.

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The dog on Advednture Time!

JAKE! Use your stretchy power to wrap up that monster!

by zeroto1hundred August 12, 2014

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completely and totally fucked up off alchohol beyond all recognition. usually associated with drunken rambling, irratic dancing, and vomitting

Jake got totally fuckin jaked at the party last weekend.

by fartknocker April 26, 2004

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Jake(s)

Can be used in both singular and plural forms in order to describe the police

"Words of wisdom from Nas - Try to rise up above; Keep an eye out for Jake, shorty - one love."
- Nas, 'One Love'

"Call it a New York state of mind - gotta take mine. In the daytime the Jakes'll hit ya forty-one times."
- Wu-Tang Clan, 'Let My Niggas Live'

by thedvs01 January 22, 2005

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He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet, he is your BEST guy friend, and everyone has a crush on him. He is super attractive and will tell you all his secrets if he trusts you enough even if your a girl. If you ever meet a Jake treat him well

A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"
B:"That's Jake!"
kind truthful hot

by MrsPiggyMuppetLove May 15, 2016

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