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Deriving from the full term "Jakes Penis", Jakespeen refers to the measurement of 4 inches. A revolution to the world of measurement. Can be abbreviated as JP.
1 JP = 4 inches
1 JP = 4 inches
"The news this morning said we are expected to get almost 3 jakespeen of snow this weekend."
"I went to the doctor yesterday and he said I'm 17.5 jp tall!" - someone 5 foot 10
"I went to the doctor yesterday and he said I'm 17.5 jp tall!" - someone 5 foot 10
by Highfashionmmmmmm January 11, 2018
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021