A Jake Skipper... when you're at the school dance and have to switch partners only to see a abnormally sweaty boy glaring back at you who happens to be called Jake. Next please.
"Eww, That's an ugly boy... Think il give him the 'ol Jake Skipper"
by HarryDooDaa December 27, 2016
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jake gets bullied because he had a dusty and cried because someone called him sonic
jake the hedgehog was all a joke

"jake when is the new sonic movie coming out"
by warmerparty April 02, 2020
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Absolute peice of shit. Will sit on your girl’s face for a small fortune. Once ate a Quesorito from Taco Bell out of my ass( it was quite consensual). Known for dropping massive shats on the back of the bus. Also known as “A Complete Fucking Imbisile”. Also is known for saying the following phrase: “I am horny...tehehe. I’m a little gay boy, i just shit the bed come suck my thumb daddy.“
Holy fuck, step sis I’m sorry for urinating in the shower I feel like such a JAKE UNGER.
by bigtittedyodelman January 29, 2020
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a boy who likes to lose his virginity his freshman year and play girls just so he can get some. he is heartless and has a perm that is unattractive. likes to steal girls innocence and virginity bcuz he is a heartless manwhore. also he is a DOUCHEBAG.
by ex lovers to wantland May 20, 2012
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Robbo: Oi have you seen Jake Wilson? Apparently he's here
Steve-O: What the fuck cunt? Get the fuck out of here
by Tweed Ass Bitch April 26, 2018
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