A really long dick of at least 50 inches.
Boy: Katie said she wanted him so I whipped out Jake and waxed fat a$$ til' it was red raw!
by Princess Popps April 10, 2017
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The life of every party, the kind of guy ladies love and guys envy
Bob: Wow, look at that dude, he's a total jake.
Lisa: No kidding, I wonder if he's single...
by jjmcphee007 April 16, 2009
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is the sweetest guy you will ever met. he is a country boy at heart, and will do anything for a woman. he's one of the guys that will let you win at pool even though you suck. a boy that is old fashioned that opens doors, orders your food, etc..
have you seen kristen's jake?
by kristen.carter.26 November 30, 2008
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To be deserted, blown off or otherwise ignored by a close friend.
Though we arrived at the event together, I got jaked and thus had to find my own ride home.
by Dillon Robert September 23, 2015
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a sexy beast from the north, far better looking and far better in bed than ross.
by pot noodle October 26, 2005
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an extremely hot, sweet, nice, irresistable guy that will do anything for the one he wants. He also has the hottest body in the whole wide world and is very fuckable.
Omg! Look at that guy over there, he is such a jake!!
by rockmonstaaah June 16, 2008
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jake is a very cool named person, but very intelligent even if he does not look or seem it.
by jibjabmoomoohead September 10, 2008
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