Jake is a really nice guy he loves everyone and loves everybody equaly. If something goes wrong jake always tries to fix it no matter what his girlfriends are thw mist stunning ppl and jake is probz the most popular person in school
Wow look at jake walking down the corridor with his gf i wish i was her
by Sexy body2121 February 02, 2017
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A guy who is to scared to sleep over at someone’s house so they drive away and go into the parking lot of a church at 5:00 and text a random girl if she wants to come in his car in the left back seat and do stuff. 😝😫
Then she leaves him the next day and he never sees her again.
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Jake: Oh crap I don’t feel safe in this house I should just leave and drive to a church (Drives to church)
Jake: Oh it’s 5:00 am I should probably text a random girl and ask her to do stuff
Then she does it and leaves him and he cries for 2 days then finds another girl to date and doesn’t tell her......
by SeemlyManatee13 May 31, 2019
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The realest boy you ever seen

-He bought you some late 2000s and early 2010s albums
-He has Hispanic accent
-He really think he is in Miami
-He listening to electro-pop music
-He is the king of rhythm
My Japanese cousin: Bruh, look at this dude right here
Me: Yea, that’s Jake
by LilSammie96 January 21, 2021
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an amazing, gorgeous, and caring guy. he truly understands when you say you just want to be friends... those kind of guys are hard to find. he will be your best friend, and honesty is something he doesn't struggle with at all. he will say the most amazing things to you... as a friend, wanting nothing more than friendship. so glad i have a jake. becoming best friends feels so natural... hope that doesn't sound too cheesy.
once you find a jake, you know you've found a best friend for life.
by not sure? ;* March 09, 2012
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A extremely long penis of at least fourteen inches.
She told me she wanted it, so I just whipped out Jake and waxed dat azz!
by Knowledge Doctor May 05, 2008
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A jake is someone you just always want to talk to. yeah he may have a past but he has changed into an amazing person that you can trust. he always knows exactly what to say when your sad. he aways wants to make you laugh and be happy. he has the greatest hair and his eyes are just fucking goals. he is always there for you and you can tell him anything anf everything without you judging him.over all jake is just a really good guy
girl 1:" yeah so geuss what!"
girl 2:"what!"
girl 1:" me and jake have a thing!"
girl 2: "wtf why wasnt he a fuckboy!?"
girl 1: beleive what you want but jake had a rough past but hes changed now."
by player244466666688888888 March 04, 2017
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Jake's are the best boyfriends you could ever have. Usually have dirty blond hair with brown eyes, one may be a different shade from the other but that makes him more interesting. Jake's are very crazy (in the good way) and never have a dull moment. Very fun to hang out with and know how to keep a party going. Jake's are always different from everyone and that's what makes them so special. They are best gamers ( not to mentions the sweetest ) and know how to make a girl laugh. He is very caring, compassionate, trustworthy, and adorable. They aren't afraid to be romantic or sexual to you. Jake's are also very good kissers and make every moment with them romantic and sweet. Very athletic and have fantastic collar bones <3 Absolutely perfect in many's eyes.

Jake's are the best guy you'll ever meet.
by Wclf.gaming May 27, 2014
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