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A penis that has claustrophobia and that goes un-erect when a condom is put on.
im sorry i can't have sex because i have jakes penis
by Alex LeBlanc December 06, 2007
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A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
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Jake's penis is insanely small. It also goes by the name of "charlie in the tree" and only comes out at night or when aroused by a man.
"Woah - Jake's penis is out. Take the alcohol away from him please"
by lmaorawrXD69 February 05, 2019
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