A penis that has claustrophobia and that goes un-erect when a condom is put on.
im sorry i can't have sex because i have jakes penis
by Alex LeBlanc December 06, 2007
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Jake's penis is insanely small. It also goes by the name of "charlie in the tree" and only comes out at night or when aroused by a man.
"Woah - Jake's penis is out. Take the alcohol away from him please"
by lmaorawrXD69 February 05, 2019
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