Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.
I'm feeling tired and need to work on my stamina, oh you're like jake the snake.
by SpicyMuffin24 October 02, 2020
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a smelly little nonce who you will find outside your local primary school looking at childrens toenails.
Person 1: wow, theres a guy outside of the local primary school
Person 2: must be a wild jake thornton
by yournan12333 November 08, 2017
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A person who procrastinates and thinks they are top dog when truly a schmen
"your being a jake tinta again"
by Blondyy November 11, 2009
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Jake Tiry is the lowest of lowest life forms on earth. Calling someone a Jake Tiry means you have been known to abuse all living things in life. Jake Tiry would be the equivalent of being a blob of cum on the bottom of a fat whores vagina lips after having someone shit and piss on said whore and then being fucked by a horse.
Hey Dave, your being a Jake Tiry. Your better than that!
Jan walking down the street notices someone kicking a dog. Jan yelled out "Hey Jake Tiry stop that!"
by nonyabitch July 08, 2019
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A young man who enjoys falling thirty feet onto his face
Jake Toles freefalling

Oh look, Jake Toles is bleeding out

Jake Toles naked in a helicopter
by spoonemoore November 16, 2011
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jake treanor is essentially a sick cunt. If the system is ever corrupt he will fix it. He is smart, funny, lovable and a genuine person. Jake is the type of person that you want to be around constantly. Although jake treanor's muscles are huge, he is humble and awesome at rapping. If anyone tried to pick a fight with jake they'd loose.
I saw Jake Treanor walking the other day! gee wiz he has a huge cock!
by your daddy6969 June 04, 2017
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A tube, often made of clear plastic, used to transfer fecal material from the anus of one partner, to the anus of another, for the purpose of sexual gratification. -see also Jaketube
by Jacob Tuber November 18, 2018
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