A boy who shits on the floor at school in seventh grade and often rides his motorbike around girls houses yelling the “n” word when not invited to their end of the year party.
Jake Wight has a minuscule penis and always has an erection when seeing his motorbike.
by Racon Earbuds June 05, 2020
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A man with an excellent toe game, who loves to have sex with his friend's mother's.
"Wow that guy is a real Jake Wills, I should keep my mother away from him! And my toes!"
by Tezzerakt November 12, 2020
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A man (usually named Jake) that has sexual intercourse cake, specifically chocolate cake.
I saw Jake with Cake going to the bakery. Hes going to have a wild night.
by ChadOkay August 01, 2019
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An absolute god that everyone loves and can't stop loving. He is better than dryfield in every way.
Man that guy is such a jake zammitt.
by killmonkey1324 November 18, 2020
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Braking two bones back to back in a one and a half month time span.
Aww man I heard you broke your other wrist, man you really pulled a Jake Zannoni.
by Jake Zannoni September 22, 2020
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showing divine interest in an individual and then flaking and pretending they don’t exist. like a one night stand but
with feelings.
i know he wouldn’t pull through. he’s jaking on me again.

yea i have no plans because he jaked on me.
by cliffordthebigreddoggo August 14, 2019
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