T3h Jake, Jakester, JakeMeister, Your God and Messiah to name a few of his other names. This is the name of greatness, guaranteed to pwn you without a second thought. You are powerless against his rapier wit and charming looks, men cower, sluts languish dejectedly due to his disinterest, but be careful... the jakehugger is a specially devised mechanism that can be cast upon you withouta thought and will inflate your ego to dangerous levels!
Jakeness: omgz ur so l337
Ron: i wurship u jakeness
by Cass February 13, 2005
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I be wanting some Jake up in this crib girllll! (; sexy, sweet, & dangerous... everything a girl could want. He likes it rough so give it to him like that to please him ladies.. Men, beware.. Jakes will still yo lady! Badass and gorgeous... Have a nice ass too.
" woah Jake.. "
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Not only is he a Mark he’s also a Jake for calling 12
by SomeChicraqGuy January 26, 2018
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Jake's are the best boyfriends you could ever have. Usually have dirty blond hair with brown eyes, one may be a different shade from the other but that makes him more interesting. Jake's are very crazy (in the good way) and never have a dull moment. Very fun to hang out with and know how to keep a party going. Jake's are always different from everyone and that's what makes them so special. They are best gamers ( not to mentions the sweetest ) and know how to make a girl laugh. He is very caring, compassionate, trustworthy, and adorable. They aren't afraid to be romantic or sexual to you. Jake's are also very good kissers and make every moment with them romantic and sweet. Very athletic and have fantastic collar bones <3 Absolutely perfect in many's eyes.

Jake's are the best guy you'll ever meet.
by Wclf.gaming May 27, 2014
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Jakeing \JAKE-ing\ verb: playing while getting paid.
It is a beautiful day and I am jakeing to play golf. Did you know? This term was coined after a man nicknamed Jake for his ability to be on the clock at work, and doing everything but.
by KJL '77 May 04, 2007
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Jake's have an abnormally large penis of at least ten inches. They are able to erect easily and are known as the "sex god". You would be lucky to know a jake.
"He was such a jake in bed last night"
by Stevetheman123098 December 14, 2013
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