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completely and totally fucked up off alchohol beyond all recognition. usually associated with drunken rambling, irratic dancing, and vomitting
Jake got totally fuckin jaked at the party last weekend.
by fartknocker April 26, 2004
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
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The act of flexing for no fucking reason and making everyone around said person feel bad and thinks they are being humble about it, usually after an assessment.
Did we all just get jaked on?
by ManHandlingCheese November 22, 2018
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To be completely intoxicated from alcohol. Extremely drunk. (especialy from Dewars or Glenfiddich, maybe Guinness).
Yo fool, you should of seen Paul last night, man....he was JAKED!
by Brizzock May 17, 2003
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To be deserted, blown off or otherwise ignored by a close friend.
Though we arrived at the event together, I got jaked and thus had to find my own ride home.
by Dillon Robert September 23, 2015
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v/adj.
1. to be extremely intoxicated
2. to get fucked over
3. to be a mcmillen
4. to get caught out by the po po or to be not stealth as to lead to getting caught out by dem po-po.
yo libby, you are so J4L (jaked for life)
by aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii October 22, 2006
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To be dropped off at a random location, not by choice.
Jake: man that bitch made out with some one right in front of me
Matt: So what did you do?
Jake: I dropped that bitch off at a gas station
Matt: hahaha man that bitch got jaked
by awesimo April 23, 2010
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