A special type of salad intended for people learning how to type. It often goes along with some asdf and/or jkl;.

Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.

jak salad is a combination of jelly beans and (chocolate) kisses. This recipe was created by (me!) when a sentence in the 6th grade keyboarding book mentioned jak salad and students inevitably asked what it was . . . so I created
J = jelly beans
A = and
K = Kisses

Salad! Incoming 6th graders always look forward to it!

When a pimp and his bitch are together at the dinner table and the the pimp puts his meat stick in her salad hand makes his own "ranch dressing". Thus after this is performed she then eats it.

When a group of college guys in keyboarding class gets drunk with the girls in keyboarding class, the guys take turns jaking on their faces.