Excessive Jager-like behavior. This includes sitting on the bed of females while they shower, watching other men while they sleep, getting a ton of food and eating half of it, and explaining of a procedure involving the relocation from the glutius maximus to the abdominal to sporting coaches.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.