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synonymous with "jerkoff".. jagbag being most popular in the midwest region of the USA.
I was drivin' down the road when this jagbag cut me off.
by BlackSheep March 14, 2003
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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
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It's a combination of a jagoff and a douche bag, used for the ultimate insult.
You could have left a tip instead of being a jagbag.
by fuckucare March 06, 2008
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Radio-safe substitution for jackass coined by radio personality Mike North from Chicago. Combines the feel of douchebag, jerkoff, and jackass for maximum effect.
I can't believe that freaking jagbag in a taxi cut me off!
by silverwolfcc May 18, 2016
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1. the semen filled reservoir-tip of a used condom
2. a person who is a jackass, particularly in Chicago
Those cabbies who drive like maniacs are real jag bags.
by wacb September 27, 2007
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This word is actually a sister-word to douchebag. A jagbag refers to a bag filled with tissues from males taking actions into their own hands.
by W. Khan October 15, 2004
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