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To place a photo of a black mans large penis on someones monitor when they leave there desk for anything more than 30seconds.
1) "Murphy has gone to the toilet - Jaffer her NOW!"
2) I often enjoy a good game of Jaffering on a Monday Morning
3) Jenkins got Jaffered BIG TIME!
4) Will you please stop Jaffering me - I am sick of staring at huge black BATS!
by Jaffer Appreciation Society November 19, 2007
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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