A small round cake (not biscuit, as biscuits have vat) with orange squishystuff and chocolate on top. Coverted by small children who refuse point blank to eat the cake and just eat the top >_<
hmmm i sure could eat some jaffa cakes...but the damn kids ate them all!
by Hanny February 27, 2005
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the excessive pink area around a girls nipples - usually found on fat birds where the nipples are almost as big as the breast. Resembles the sweet and savory treat - a jaffa cake - however nowhere near as tasty.
that chick had the biggest set of jaffa cakes i've ever seen...
by thatowenz April 20, 2006
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Jaffa Cakes .. adult slang word for sex originating in the oldbury area of the west midlands (England)

''to be used when refering to sex when there are children around''
Hi Meg you fancy some jaffa cakes ??

Meg likes jaffa cakes for breakfast !!

Matt prefers jaffa cakes for supper !!!
by matt'n'meg March 18, 2007
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the most addictive biscuits in the world!
they are a small cake that is topped with orange, then chocolate.
they (apparently) only contain 1g of fat per jaffa cake(yeah right)
but still, once you taste them, i swear - you will get hooked!!
footballers like Ferdinand (england) like to eat them on the pitch because they can give you a boost of energgy quickly.
now they come in lots of flavours lime, lemon, raspberry...
YUMMMMMM
woman; do you know there is only one gram of fat in a jaffa cake?

woman 2; so wot??? when you decide to eat the whole packet, it's not going to be 1 gram then is it? you'll end up looking like fat bastard if you keep telling people that!
by cynthia_s July 11, 2006
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a term used by Irish people to describe loyalists, as they are black and tan on the outside and orange in the middle.
John: he's a Jaffa cake.

Mary: look at that Jaffa bastard!
by namekuji April 04, 2019
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A butiful biscuit found in England and Ireland. Some say in Irish mythology that the great Leo Quinn would defeat 100 English soilders just because he ate the recommended 24 a day he will go on to die of TB
Hmm Jaffa cake
by Jaffa pope October 15, 2019
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When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.
Omg dude I Was Jaffa caking myself last night, my mums Victoria sponge flew everywhere
by Jaffacakemaster October 10, 2019
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