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A reality that is made up based on ones own opinions, usually confused with what is real.
Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.
by Sarah steves ex November 13, 2015
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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